Things you'd like to say, but can't

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Stig-OT-Dump, 11 Aug 2010.

  1. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    Steady on...
     
  2. Phaeton

    Phaeton Guru

    Location:
    Oop North (ish)
    Not even Mr Johnson?
     
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  3. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    You may need some calamine lotion for that rash.

    One of the engineers has a huge crush on my boss and is all over her like rash, obviously she is crazy about him too because he seems to think he is god's gift to womankind :dry:
     
  4. MontyVeda

    MontyVeda a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll

    "You are the most inactive and apathetic agency i have ever dealt with! Honestly, if any of you ever got a proper job, you'd best buck your ideas up or you'll soon find yourselves applying for Universal Credit, then you'll see things from my side of the fence!!"

    ...is what I wanted to say during my latest dealings with the job centre.
     
  5. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Facetious Remark Generator, Waffler

    The only thing worse than a jobsworth is an outsourced jobsworth.
     
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  6. ColinJ

    ColinJ It's a puzzle ...

    As a recently unemployed young man, I told a bolshy benefits officer that if it were not for unemployed people like me then he would be unemployed and then maybe I could get a job telling him that he should pull his finger out and get a job! :laugh:

    I was joking, but it didn't go down well ... :whistle:
     
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  7. I felt that way as a 'client'. Now as working in a organisation on the other side that has dealings with the Job Centre here, I still want to say this...
     
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  8. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Facetious Remark Generator, Waffler

    On-topic but a few years ago:

    Hello, person sitting over there who is two tiers above me (but on a separate branch of the corporate structure), I can see you working on your CV instead of doing the work you're paid to do.
    How do I know it's a CV from this distance and not some other document?
    Funny you should ask, I recognise it on account of having designed it. For my own. Which you've ripped off.
     
  9. Jenkins

    Jenkins Guru

    Location:
    Felixstowe
    The braking on your Audi Q7 is impressive - bringing such a large & heavy vehicle down from 80mph to 30mph in such a short distance so you can make the slip road to the service station was amazing.

    Just a pity that you were in the outside lane of the A14 at the time...
     
  10. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    The message has finally got through then :dry:
     
  11. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    You are complaining about your 14 year old son's drinking, well, what do you expect? Ever since those kids were born you and your partner have regularly been hammered in front of them so maybe he feels it is the norm.
     
  12. Alas a pattern we often see. Children never stop learning.
     
  13. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    Do red and grey squirrels have the same size nuts and if so how many?
     
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  14. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    Had you got this sorted out when you first asked then they will have been finished by now, instead you dragged your heels and it is only now, 1 week later that you have got stuff together, tomorrow is my last day so I doubt I will be able to help.
     
  15. Lullabelle

    Lullabelle Banana

    Location:
    Midlands UK
    Give your jaw and our ears a rest... oh you have finished for the day, thank god-no one needs to spend that much time discussing football and cricket :angry:
     
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