yea i wouldn't have said it if he was white, but i wasn't saying all indians are crap drivers, what i'm saying is that all indians are crap drivers if they learn to drive in India
and that's why i presumed he learned to drive there
anyway, today i was travelling through road works (road coned off to one lane) when two small cars made a dangerous overtake (within a foot of me) and just as i was considering riding on the inside of the cones (i do at certain parts of these particular road works because they've been going on for a year and there's never any workmen there, but i only ride on the inside if it's safe for me to do so (lots of "road furniture" inside the cones and not always a way out because of barriers etc), so i was looking around to see if i could ride on the inside and get out at the other end when a bigger car blasted his horn impatiently at me to get out of the way (there was no room for his big car overtake and i'm not quite sure where he thought i was going to go unless he was thinking of ramming me into the cones).
So... i looked behind at him... he was about six inches from my back tyre.
And i decided that it just wasn't feasible for me to ride inside the cones because i may have got an unplanned deflation from the stones, and besides which i don't think it's lawful... so i adjusted my road position...
... and sat my slow ass right in front of his fast ass car all the way through the road works... at my speed
then i gave him a cheery
after the road works (of the two finger variety).