Toilet paper

How about recycling my used sandpaper?

 

I'll pm you my address.

 

There's some Izal on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Antique-unope...es_Paper_RL?hash=item58874f230a#ht_629wt_1165

 

Some just went down the toilet! I'll see if i can retrieve it for you! I know what it looks like!

 

I currently work for an American and I am not too suprised at the quantity. He is full of shoot.

But, another bizarre fact. A European toilet roll is about 1 cm narrower than a British one. I found this by bringing a pack of loo rolls to Italy and I find that they will not fit into the loo roll holders.

 

Have you noticed how the cardboard rolls are getting bigger nowadays as manufacturers try to cut costs?

 

I've noticed how the loo rolls are getting bigger but with less paper on them.

 

Wagon Wheel biscuits are a lot smaller these days too...

 

...and have you tried wiping your arse on one?

 

Wouldn’t it leave a brown mark

 

Great for arse-lickers though.

 

[quote name='swee'pea99']...and have you tried wiping your arse on one?[/QUOTE]

 

Only if you hit the brakes hard!

 

For those who have been caught out while cycling I can confirm that grass works quite well...

 

Joseph Gayetty invented modern "toilet paper" in 1857