Toilet Roll

Toilet Roll?


  • Total voters
    2
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.

3-IN-One

New Member
Just wondering as the Economic climate is seriously starting to affect people,What shat roll do you or your good lady buy???

Dura-ace - Andrex

Bounty

Kleenex - 105

Sora - Economy
 

FBOAB

Well-Known Member
Location
Colley Gate
What catagory is Izal in?
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
3-IN-One said:
What is this Izal??? and where do you obtain this bog roll

It's a toilet paper with a texture akin to that of garnet paper on one side and teflon on the other. You'll either smear everything everywhere or suffer from severe abrasions.

Asda sells it I don't think that it's cheap and it's made by the Jeyes Fluid people.
 

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
lets do a poll. anything economy for me. it's loo for feck's sake, i'm only gonna wipe my arse on it.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
3-IN-One said:
What is this Izal??? and where do you obtain this bog roll

Hard, scratchy and shiny so that nothing really stuck to it. Great stuff for playing the comb and paper though:laugh:
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
My missus did the cheap stuff about a year ago - TBH - I went mad..... it was orrible.

Don't mind the half decent stuff - not looking at the best, but to go to bog standard..... oh sandpaper on the booty....... - I sit on it too long - bike and work.....

Look for the offers of the 'good'ish soft stuff'.......
 

accountantpete

Brexiteer
3-IN-One said:
What is this Izal??? and where do you obtain this bog roll

Izal is still available in supermarkets and is generally sold to customers nostalgic for the era of British Rail in either roll form ( the terraces favourite) and in tissue box form. It's decline in popularity "coincided" with the curry boom of the 70's.
 
Top Bottom