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The design of Volvos energy absorbing bumpers is based upon Ross Kemp's fists.
True Facts About Ross Kemp
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Police in Poland are searching for those responsible for blowing up a section of railway line between Warsaw & Lublin, they have blamed Russia, unaware that Ross Kemp, Danny Dyer & Tom Hardy were in Warsaw for their annual "lads weekend" after several gallons of strong polish lager, German Sauerkraut, garlic sausage & extra strong paprika coated dry roast peanuts, the lads missed the last train from Warsaw to their digs, so they decided to follow the track, in the early hours of Sunday morning, they decided to have a "light your farts with a cig lighter" competition, where one winning, and highly explosive blast by Ross Kemp blew the section of track clean off the sleeper, Vladimir Putin says it's got nothing to do with me!
Police in Poland are searching for those responsible for blowing up a section of railway line between Warsaw & Lublin, they have blamed Russia, unaware that Ross Kemp, Danny Dyer & Tom Hardy were in Warsaw for their annual "lads weekend" after several gallons of strong polish lager, German Sauerkraut, garlic sausage & extra strong paprika coated dry roast peanuts, the lads missed the last train from Warsaw to their digs, so they decided to follow the track, in the early hours of Sunday morning, they decided to have a "light your farts with a cig lighter" competition, where one winning, and highly explosive blast by Ross Kemp blew the section of track clean off the sleeper, Vladimir Putin says it's got nothing to do with me!
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Danny Dyer affectionately refers to Ross Kemp as 'Godfather.'
