True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

Ross Kemp is delighted to have been nominated as Walfords first ever pearly king. Hes now awaiting delivery of his first ever pearly suit, decorate with 9mm shell casings.

Sharon intends to wear her pearly queen outfit as earrings.

 

[Fnaar]

Ross Kemp is my son's mother, and I don't even have a son!

 

[Drago]

Martin Kemp is Ross Kemps daughter.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was furious with the Essex Boys over the state in which his Range Rover was returned.

 

[Fnaar]

Apologies if this has already been posted, but if you google "Ross Kemp Folded", you'll get some hilarious results
Screenshot attached for some examples.

 

[Drago]

Apologies if this has already been posted, but if you google "Ross Kemp Folded", you'll get some hilarious results
Screenshot attached for some examples.

Blasphemy!

 

[Fnaar]

Blasphemy!

I like to think it shows how truly versatile and adaptable he is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I like to think it shows how truly versatile and adaptable he is.

Well, he does have a Black Belt in Origami you know...

 

[Drago]

The Met Office have never named a storm Ross Kemp for fear it might flatten the entire country.

 

[PeteXXX]

Ross Kemp has booked every Home Delivery Christmas delivery slot so he can give them to his muckers.. 👍

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp insists thst, in order to protect his hard man image, Tesco deliver his shopping in a rolled up carpet.

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp only smokes Cuban cigars which have been hand rolled on Arnold Schwarzenegger's thighs.

 

[Drago]

As a child Arnold Schwarzenegger had a poster of Ross Kemp on his bedroom wall.

 

[Paulus]

As a child Arnold Schwarzenegger had a poster of Ross Kemp on his bedroom wall.

The poster of Ross Kemp was so 'ard that the wall collapsed.

 

[Drago]

Posters of Ross Kemp add structural integrity to the wall upon which they are affixed.