Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Charles Atlas originally played the part of Lofty, then as he got stronger he played the part of Ross Kemp in the USA version of East Enders.
True Facts About Ross Kemp
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For their latest secret offensive the Ukranian army had been planning to don leather jackets and latex Ross Kemp masks and then charge the Russian lines while shouting, " 'ave it you ponces!"
However, the attack was called off at rhe last minute over fears that the use of such a terrifying level of force may be a breach of the Geneva Convention.
However, a back up plan utilising Steve McFadden masks may still go ahead, although the war cry of "I'll 'ave you Beale!" has yet to be confirmed.
However, the attack was called off at rhe last minute over fears that the use of such a terrifying level of force may be a breach of the Geneva Convention.
However, a back up plan utilising Steve McFadden masks may still go ahead, although the war cry of "I'll 'ave you Beale!" has yet to be confirmed.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Advance scouts will wear Ian Beale masks, so the enemy is falling about laughing when attacked.
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- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Ross Kemp's favorite book is "Mr. Tickle" by Roger Hargreaves.
