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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp calls The Rock "the Pebble", and does so to his face.
True Facts About Ross Kemp
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accountantpete
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The new £50 note will have a picture of Ross Kemp on the reverse to deter counterfeiters.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
It isn't well known, but the English side of the Channel Tunnel was dug by Ross Kemp simply shouting at the rock to "MOVE IT!!".
He doesn't speak French however, so they had to dig it normally, hence why it took so long.
He doesn't speak French however, so they had to dig it normally, hence why it took so long.
wiggydiggy
Legendary Member
Ross Kemp paints his toenails with Ronseal.
Badger_Boom
Veteran
- Location
- York
Members of the SAS have to pass Ross Kemp Selection.
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Ross Kemp is the official mascot of the SAS, when they parade he is seen at the front on a chain wearing a special leather jacket with the regiments badge and motto, his handler has to bull the jacket to a high glass like sheen, as well as Ross' bonce
accountantpete
OAP
It is thought that Lemmings copied their habit of leaping off cliffs from watching Ross Kemp training.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The SBS is where Ross Kemp sends SAS candidates who have a full head of hair.
accountantpete
OAP
Ross Kemp's barber has to sign the Official Secrets Act for each appointment
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp's tailor abseils down the front of Kemp's house and smashes through the living room window with a flash-bang whenever the great man is due for a leather jacket fitting. This rarely distracts Kemp from watching Countdown.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp can trace his family tree back as far as 1978.
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raleighnut
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- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Ross Kemp's family tree is a Weeping Willow, he stands under it to pretend to have hair.
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Ross Kemp had a temporary job in a scrap yard glaring at scrap cars & punching them until they became a box of metal measuring 1 meter x 1 meter, to help them out until the hydraulic crusher was repaired
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp's enemies find that their blows glance harmlessly off the East End hard man's shiny head, making him invulnerable to attack.
wiggydiggy
Legendary Member
Ross Kemp was the inspiration for the Bond Villain Fransisco Scaramanga, and the character Nick Nack was suggested by Ross because of the name he had for cling ons after a big poo.
