True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Moon bunny]

Ross Kemp’s eyes are so close together he has difficulty judging distances.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp knows the identity of Jack the Ripper but is keeping it quiet so as not to cause further controversy at the BBC.

 

[accountantpete]

Ross kemp frequently wrestles with his own conscience - so far he is ahead by two submissions and a knockout.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp is heartbroken at the recent death of his pet alligator, although the new custom made shoes should cheer him up.

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp has climbed Everest one handed without oxygen, swum the Channel towing a boat, ran marathons with a 56lb backback in sub 3 hours and now wants to manage Man Utd.

 

[stephec]

Ross Kemp has climbed Everest one handed without oxygen, swum the Channel towing a boat, ran marathons with a 56lb backback in sub 3 hours and now wants to manage Man Utd.

He was doing well until that last one. 😂

 

[stephec]

Remember the old story about Mike Tyson visiting a zoo and asking if he could get into the gorilla enclosure to have a fight with one?

When a keeper pointed out that one of them was Ross Kemp in a fancy dress outfit, but the resemblance was so startling that they didn't know which one, Tyson suddenly lost all his enthusiasm.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp is banned from every fairground across the UK & Europe for irreparably breaking the boxing/punching machines

 

[Drago]

Mike Tyson has named his rottweiler Ross Kemp.

 

[midlandsgrimpeur]

The only time notorious prisoner Charles Bronson requested a cell move was when a young Ross Kemp was placed as his cellmate as he was too scared to spend even a single night next to Kemp.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp gets a penny from every sale for licencing his nickname to Mr Muscle.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ross Kemp already has his Christmas decorations up.

 

[raleighnut]

Ross Kemp already has his Christmas decorations up.

Up where

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Up where

Up... Down... The Vic, innit?

 

[Dogtrousers]

Get out ma pub!