Way-Out-West
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In early trials of the bouncing bomb, Barnes Wallis repeatedly dropped Ross Kemp to save on dwindling munitions.
True Facts About Ross Kemp
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accountantpete
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Ross Kemp was Keyser Söze
DRM
Guru
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On this day in 1977, it was thought that the USSR conducted a nuclear test in Novaya Zemlya, however it was actually Ross Kemp on a cultural school exchange visit ,putting lit matches to his f@rts, showing off to his new Soviet friends.
DRM
Guru
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- West Yorks
On this day in 1983, it was thought that the USA conducted a nuclear test in Nevada, however it was actually Ross Kemp on his first visit to Las Vegas, putting lit matches to his f@rts, showing off to his new American friends.
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
During rehearsals for Reservoir Dogs, Ross Kemp chopped another actors ear off. Tareantino had no choice but to replace Kemp with the relatively stable Michael Madsen.
accountantpete
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Ross Kemp offered The Matrix the option of a Blue or Red Pill.
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Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp was born with his eyes letterboxed out to protect his identity.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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- Craggy Island
Actually, he was born with one of those pixellated faces you used to see on the telly, like in Crimewatch and stuff.
He waived his anonymity and had it surgically removed.
Many wish he hadn't...
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Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp's guest appearance presenting Crime watch was deemed a huge success after he identified every villian shown on the programme.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
... Walford?
I said black hole, not sh!thole.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp is so wealthy he uses cocaine in place of Shake N Vac.
