True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

Ross Kemp has signed on to replace Clarkson as host of Who Wants to be a Milllionaire, which will be renamed "Who Wants to Launder the Brinks Mat Bullion."

 

[Dogtrousers]

Unbelievable, I know, but Ross Kemp goes out in the rain without wearing a hat!!

The rain turns round and returns to the clouds when it sees Ross Kemp below

 

[accountantpete]

A survey of Tattooists revealed that the most popular female artwork was a "Ross Kemp Folded" on each buttock.

 

[Drago]

During filming for a redent episode of Countryfile, Ross Kemp chased John Craven off his land with a pitchfork.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Unbelievable, I know, but Ross Kemp goes out in the rain without wearing a hat!!

Truly outRAGEOUS behaviour, what's the world coming too?!?!

A survey of Tattooists revealed that the most popular female artwork was a "Ross Kemp Folded" on each buttock.

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I actually laughed out loud at that!

During filming for a redent episode of Countryfile, Ross Kemp chased John Craven off his land with a pitchfork.

"GET OUT MY FARM!!"