True Facts About Ross Kemp

[PeteXXX]

Ross Kemp sent an alert to the gubbment at 15:00 today but they were turned off and didn't receive it.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp is considering his next move, after he was turned down for the part of Uncle Fester, in the new series of Wednesday on Netflix

 

[Way-Out-West]

When Ross Kemp first auditioned for EastEnders, he wanted the name Wellard. When informed that the name had already been given to a dog, he bit the casting director and had to be muzzled.

 

[dan_bo]

Just seen Kemp's phone bill- 78 calls to Kier Starmer asking for tips on charisma.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Ross Kemp is only 18" tall. All of his television appearances are due to clever photographic trickery.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp writes an agony column in the Mafia Times.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When doing an ultramarathon, at the end, he asked when the ultramarathon was starting.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When doing an ultratriathalon, after winning comfortably, he swam across the Atlantic and back as a lap of honour.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When in Russia, Ross Kemp once ran along the entire length of the Trans Siberian Railway, just to warm up and set himself up for the day.
He also ran the bit to Beijing for fun too.

 

[Drago]

Russian hard man Vladimir Putin is president of the Ross Kemp fan club.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ross Kemp wears one of the onion domes from St Basil's Cathedral as a hat.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Following a revamp, Ross Kemp is taking over and hosting the popular genealogy show ‘Who The F#ck Do You Think You Are’.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp has been signed on to host the new cockney version of Countdown, with Sharon doing the maths bit.

 

[accountantpete]

Heights are afraid of Ross Kemp.

 

[Way-Out-West]

At Ross Kemp’s wedding ceremony, empty bullet casings were used as confetti.