True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Mad Doug Biker]

When doing an ultramarathon, at the end, he asked when the ultramarathon was starting.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When doing an ultratriathalon, after winning comfortably, he swam across the Atlantic and back as a lap of honour.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When in Russia, Ross Kemp once ran along the entire length of the Trans Siberian Railway, just to warm up and set himself up for the day.
He also ran the bit to Beijing for fun too.

 

[Drago]

Russian hard man Vladimir Putin is president of the Ross Kemp fan club.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ross Kemp wears one of the onion domes from St Basil's Cathedral as a hat.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Following a revamp, Ross Kemp is taking over and hosting the popular genealogy show ‘Who The F#ck Do You Think You Are’.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp has been signed on to host the new cockney version of Countdown, with Sharon doing the maths bit.

 

[accountantpete]

Heights are afraid of Ross Kemp.

 

[Way-Out-West]

At Ross Kemp’s wedding ceremony, empty bullet casings were used as confetti.

 

[Drago]

According to legend, you can only be a cockney if you're born within earshot of Ross Kemp.

 

[accountantpete]

Here's Ross Kemp doing the old Darth Vader "No, I am your father" routine to Prince Harry..

 

[DRM]

Kim Jong Un has designed one of his nuclear missiles to be the same outline as Ross Kemp, on launch it shouts “Gerroff my launcher” and when it’s just about to hit the target it shouts “Ave it!”

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When Ross Kemp‘s phone started playing the emergency alert, he stared it his phone and it went to silent, and the sound started playing on the loud speakers in No 10.

 

[Drago]

The decimal system was introduced as the government was under pressure from Ross Kemp to do something about "the poncey coins.'

 

[Way-Out-West]

When Ross Kemp receives parcels with a FRAGILE label, he throws them straight in the bin.