midlandsgrimpeur
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The only time notorious prisoner Charles Bronson requested a cell move was when a young Ross Kemp was placed as his cellmate as he was too scared to spend even a single night next to Kemp.
True Facts About Ross Kemp
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp gets a penny from every sale for licencing his nickname to Mr Muscle.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ross Kemp already has his Christmas decorations up.
raleighnut
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- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Up where
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Up... Down... The Vic, innit?
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Get out ma pub!
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Drago
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- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ross Kemp is in trouble. He told the Mafia he lived in Manchester, and the Vatican he lives in Hove, and the Daily Mail have outed him.
This is presumably a tactic to avoid paying protection money on his London grace and favour apartment provided by the Rand Corporation, and hes being accused of hypocrisy because he had previously accused Don Corleone of a similar tax dodge.
Even worse, some observers have suggested he's done a "chicken run", and that hes in danger of losing his daytime TV job in Manchester to Oswald Mosley in 2029, so he's bought a property in a safe seat to ensure he'll have a job on 60s Hits Coffin Dodging Radio AM if this should come to pass.
This is presumably a tactic to avoid paying protection money on his London grace and favour apartment provided by the Rand Corporation, and hes being accused of hypocrisy because he had previously accused Don Corleone of a similar tax dodge.
Even worse, some observers have suggested he's done a "chicken run", and that hes in danger of losing his daytime TV job in Manchester to Oswald Mosley in 2029, so he's bought a property in a safe seat to ensure he'll have a job on 60s Hits Coffin Dodging Radio AM if this should come to pass.
