True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

Ross Kemp is to play Gene Hunt in the flim adaption of Life on Mars.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was approached to be executive director but the Austrian Oak turned the opportunity down as he thought the plot too violent.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp is played by the actor The Rock. Before taking on the role, he was asked to seriously bulk up.

 

[DRM]

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King Charles is believed to have asked Ross Kemp to "Have a word in Our Kid's ear" regarding his position as a member of the Royal Family. and to "Make him an offer he can't refuse" looks like Ross might be inline for an award for his efforts in helping King Charles out

 

[Drago]

The K in KBE stands for Kemp.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ross Kemp is so hard that he bit his own dog.

The dog complained and Kemp was charged, but they now have to live in a 'Safe House', where incidentally, they are also still receiving conselling from the incident.

 

[stephec]

Ross Kemp was all set to sign up for a fight with Jake Paul, but as soon as he announced that he would be playing for real, and not acting, the offer was withdrawn.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Ross Kemp stars in Blindspot - a drama that has just started on NetFlix.

It is low rent and is feebly plotted dross.

Avoid.

 

[PeteXXX]

Ross Kemp once rode his Brommie through Hamtun...

A road was named in honour of this historic event 👌

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp & his best mate did a tour of Northern Scotland on Honda 50 Cubs, loaded with camping gear as a leaving school adventure, with a top speed of 30 Mph, they were gone for several months, as a mark of respect for their sheer bloody mindedness, the council Named the area Ross & Cromarty after Ross Kemp & his mate Andy Cromarty

 

[Drago]

Ross-Shire has been renamed as Ross-S**te.

The head of the local authority is a corrie fan and couldn't bear the thought of a country named after the landlord of the Queen Vic.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp was found as a baby in a derelict cement mixer. He was subsequently raised by the disgruntled foreman of a quarry. He didn’t speak till aged 7, his first words were “You ponce”.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Ross Kemp has just released his new Christmas single, "Happy Christmas You Ponce".

It's said to be a cert for the coveted Christmas No 1 spot. Mind you, they said the same about "Shut It You Slag, It's Christmas" and that didn't do so well.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When rival Jason Statham tried to cheat him out of a construction contract, Ross Kemp didn't retaliate with violence, but instead used stolen military-grade explosives to turn the Jason’s new skyscraper into a geometrically perfect, 30-story sculpture of a middle finger.

 

[accountantpete]

Due to indiscretions in his early life, Ross Kemp has lost most of his military titles and he is now plain Maj Gen Vice Admiral Squadron Leader Ross Kemp (KBE).

 

[Dogtrousers]

It's said that the reason you never see the SAS in the hills around their Hereford base is because they are masters of camouflage.

This is only partly true. The real reason is because they are hiding from Ross Kemp.