True Facts About Ross Kemp

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Ross once gave a local mugger a "festive Glasgow Kiss" under the mistletoe, then handed him a mince pie while he was still unconscious on the floor.
 

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West Yorks
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After his previous HGV Driving disaster in Europe, involving a level crossing & an express train, Ross Kemp has managed to wangle a new position at a different company, on only his second trip he was sent up to Scotland, but it all ended in tears when he decided to overnight on the harbour, at Methil, Fife, he had nipped out to get a Fish Supper, complete with Salt & Sauce, and, on his arrival back to his truck, he put the fish supper on top of the night heater to warm it up a bit, but sadly he nodded off and only woke up coughing, with stinging eyes in a cab full of black smoke, luckily he made his escape through a hole in the fence, and decided to keep out of the way when the Fire Service arrived to deal with the ensuing inferno, Police Scotland are looking for a shaven headed Sassenach, in a leather jacket, Ross Kemp was last spotted on the A1 thumbing a lift, just north of Alnwick.
 
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Ross Kemp has started demolition work on the West Wing of The Queen Vice, without planning permission from Walford Council, he intends to build a Golden Ballroom on the side of The Queen Vice, something he claims all Cockney's have wanted for decades, a place to have a right Royal East End knees up, along with bawdy songs, and poor quality "turns" as well as Bingo Night
 
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