The old ones are always the bestMy dad told me to keep my pocket money in a box under the stairs. I was 15 before I realised it was the electricity meter.
I worked with a guy who made up amusing twaddle to pass the time. My favourite story was one about when his grandmother had told him she remembered the Zeppelin raids on hull during WWI. When he asked her what it was like she allegedly told him ‘it looked very small from up there’.
A swan can break your arm with one swipe of its wing.