Chris S
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Yes - but they can break the skin and infect you with whatever nasty bacteria that they've got in their mouths.Swans' beaks are like saw blades. Goose beaks aren't and a goose peck is merely a pinch
Yes - but they can break the skin and infect you with whatever nasty bacteria that they've got in their mouths.Swans' beaks are like saw blades. Goose beaks aren't and a goose peck is merely a pinch
My Aunt thought if you stood by a window in a thunderstorm then the lightning could come in and kill you, we were much more civilised in my house, we used to stand in our bay window and watch storms
Geese have serrated beaks and can give you a nasty bite. Flocks of them used to be used instead of guard dogs.
She wouldn’t be able to do that trick nowadaysI used to think my mother was magic because she always knew when a car was about to go around a corner. I later found out about indicators.
such a mischievous/evil mum must surely have photos of you attempting this?As a little boy my Mum told me that, with practice, you could learn to carry yourself ie put your arms under your bum, pick yourself up and carry yourself.
I spent years trying to perfect it but strangely never managed to do it. I vividly recall running as fast as possible and trying it with no success.
Not so funny? If I laugh any harder I'll require hospital treatment!I once told a 6 year old boy (girlfriend's nephew) that the oil rigs in the Forth were actually watchtowers where men with binoculars watched for little boys dropping sweetie wrappers on the beach.
I found out later that he developed a fear of going to the beach because the bad men who were watching would take him away. Not so funny after all.
Photograph ???such a mischievous/evil mum must surely have photos of you attempting this?
Otherwise what is photography/the instamatic for?
Please share.
We had a swan’s skull in our school biology department.Swans' beaks are like saw blades. Goose beaks aren't and a goose peck is merely a pinch