Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Dear Rodeo,
Fake your own death to make her love you. What could possibly go wrong?
Love,
Drago.
Fake your own death to make her love you. What could possibly go wrong?
Love,
Drago.
Dear Rodeo,
Fake your own death to make her love you. What could possibly go wrong?
Love,
Drago.
Dear Uncle Drago,
I have just started work manning the reception desk of a large office building.
It's very easy work but I'm aware of a constant ringing in my ears.... it's starting to worry me, should I get my hearing checked?
Chief Constable Ian McArthur [retired]
Dear Uncle Drago
Some ladies have been promoted above the glass ceiling at work. Quite rightly in this day and age of equal opportunities . Unfortunately they are still wearing skirts. Where should I look?
Goggle Eyed of Lower Management
Please send me the address immediately so I can come and examine the problem first hand.
Dear Uncle Drago,
I have six bikes in the shed ranging in years from 46 years old to six months, and all have differing uses. I have the hankering for yet another. How can I avoid the temptation?
Dear Pauline,
Make sure your next bike is from Sports direct. Not only will it cost a mere £29.99, it'll put you off buying another new bike ever again.
Dear filthy pervert,
I presume you are on the floor below? Please send me the address immediately so I can come and examine the problem first hand. I'll also need some privacy.