Uncle Drago's agony column

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 10 Nov 2018.

  1. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member


    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHUdx0jkSKY
     
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  2. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Dear Uncle Drago,

    I’m deeply in love with this girl that I met at a party. The problem is that she’s the daughter of my dad’s enemy! I really love her and don’t want to lose her, but I know our parents would be really angry about it. What should I do?

    Gentleman Romeo
    Gallicano Nel Lazio
     
  3. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    Dear Rodeo,

    Fake your own death to make her love you. What could possibly go wrong?

    Love,

    Drago.
     
  4. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Dear Uncle Drago

    Someone may poison my drink.

    Gentleman Romeo
    Gallicano Nel Lazio
     
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  5. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    Dear Ronnie,

    Best to take the antidote to every known poison before you go to the pub.

    Regards,

    Drago.
     
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  6. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    Dear Uncle Drago,

    I have just started work manning the reception desk of a large office building.

    It's very easy work but I'm aware of a constant ringing in my ears.... it's starting to worry me, should I get my hearing checked?

    Chief Constable Ian McArthur [retired]
     
  7. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Dear Uncle Drago

    Some ladies have been promoted above the glass ceiling at work. Quite rightly in this day and age of equal opportunities:okay: . Unfortunately they are still wearing skirts. Where should I look?

    Goggle Eyed of Lower Management
     
    Last edited: 4 Dec 2018
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  8. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    Dear Lan,

    Get yourself promoted as quickly as possible. You'll soon lose contact with reality, and all with be quiet and peaceful.
     
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    Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    Dear filthy pervert,

    I presume you are on the floor below? Please send me the address immediately so I can come and examine the problem first hand. I'll also need some privacy.
     
  10. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Dear Uncle Drago,

    Money is really tight at the moment, due to the credit crunch, and I was hoping you could offer me some tips to save money.

    Once I've paid my Sky subscription, stocked up on fags, and paid for my 20 lines on the National Lottery, there’s barely any cash left for other essentials, like the weekly payments on my plasma TV.

    M.T. Pockets,
    Maidenhead
     
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  11. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    Dear Pockets,

    This really is a tricky one, and you have my sympathy. I start byncuttong down on the non essentials - more more food for the kids, or make up for the wife. If the wife doesn't look good without the make up then you can switch off the light when making love, those saving more money as well.
     
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  12. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    The Basement
    High Glass Towers
    Belle Vue
    2C 2Much
     
  13. Paulus

    Paulus Getting older by the minute

    Location:
    Barnet,
    Dear Uncle Drago,
    I have six bikes in the shed ranging in years from 46 years old to six months, and all have differing uses. I have the hankering for yet another. How can I avoid the temptation?
     
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  14. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    Dear Uncle Drago,

    My wife told me I don't listen to her anymore. At least I think that's what she said.

    Yours,
    Aaron C. Rescu
     
  15. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    Dear Pauline,

    Make sure your next bike is from Sports direct. Not only will it cost a mere £29.99, it'll put you off buying another new bike ever again.
     
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