Vasectomy and bike saddles (Mod edited title)

[Reynard]

You lot are responsible for me blowing tea out of my nose.

I must not laugh, I must not laugh, I must not laugh...

Oh heck, I'll laugh.

 

[Blue Hills]

When the history of cyclechat is written and released to a grateful world this thread will surely be in it?

 

[Roseland triker]

Better start saving up then
Or why do you need a farmer, just borrow a couple of bricks from one of those many building sites you pass and get one of the labourers to oblige for some beer tokens

There are alternatives to the pill and surely she can decide for herself with proper medical advice

Why should it be the woman that deals with it.

Are you from Yorkshite?

 

[vickster]

Why should it be the woman that deals with it.

Are you from Yorkshite?

No, assuming you mean Yorkshire but I have no idea what that might do with contraception

 

[Roseland triker]

No, assuming you mean Yorkshire but I have no idea what that might do with contraception

Your comment just seemed like a tea drinkers opinion...

 

[vickster]

Your comment just seemed like a tea drinkers opinion...

 

[classic33]

Spoiler: Seek and ye shall find

cow castration bands

 

[vickster]

Spoiler: Seek and ye shall find

cow castration bands

Ummm why would you ever castrate a cow?!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Maybe the OP could go for the castric band option?

 

[classic33]

Ummm why would you ever castrate a cow?!

Mastitis.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Mastitis.

Udderly ridiculous

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Udderly ridiculous

Probably yoghurt

 

[vickster]

Mastitis.

would that be called castration though, or mastectomy? although any surgery seems pretty radical for an infection

 

[rogerzilla]

This whole thread is making me wince.

 

[MontyVeda]

Is this thread real or have the chatbots got a virus?