What do you look like...

[Aperitif]

Kirstie is
always thirstie
as an avatar
"I'll 'ave another"
but no munter.

 

[sticky sherbert]

I've tried my hardest to take a picture of my bum for you but I just keep falling off my bike,

 

[rich p]

Kirstie is
always thirstie
as an avatar
"I'll 'ave another"
but no munter.

Poetry in (andrew) Motion

They're looking for a new poet laureate, Ape!

(My advice would be to stick with the day job)

 

[Aperitif]

That's crap too!

Actually, I was thinking about ilovebikes when idly composing that scorcher...

 

[Chuffy]

I've tried my hardest to take a picture of my bum for you but I just keep falling off my bike,

Isn't that your bum in your avatar?

 

[theloafer]

2005 lejogs

 

[sticky sherbert]

Isn't that your bum in your avatar?

Nah, mines a lot hairier....

 

[Chuffy]

Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a picture of me that didn't feature
a) Gurning
Red shorts
c) Bodily parts
?

 

[Landslide]

Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a picture of me that didn't feature
a) Gurning
B) Red shorts
c) Bodily parts
?

Thankfully not! Lucky Baggy eh?

 

[Chuffy]

Thankfully not! Lucky Baggy eh?

If I ever get catastrophically p*ssed I may, just may, post the bunch of bananas photo...

...and be thrown off the forum five minutes later.

 

[Landslide]

Top you up...?
B)

 

[Landslide]

And there's me very scruffy with five days of beard and a Laphroiag!

Hubba-hubba!

 

[Moderators]

If I ever get catastrophically p*ssed I may, just may, post the bunch of bananas photo...

...and be thrown off the forum five minutes later.

Nah, we'd not throw you off for that!

 

[punkypossum]

I'm in my signature...

 

[mickle]

So can we conclude then that all the forum gals are gorgeous babes and all the chaps are ropey mingers but that the gals would do one or two of them if fitted with a paper bag?