What's the naughtiest thing you have ever done?

[tyred]

One Christmas when I was about 5, we had a white VW Beetle sitting in our driveway. A neighbour had left it for safe storage while he went abroad to work for a few month. I saw one of the Herbie films on TV and suitably inspired by it, I found a paint brush and some paint in the shed and painted some stripes and number 53 all over it...

 

[stephec]

Sex in a graveyard...

I'm trying to work a, 'stiff one,' in here.

 

[MossCommuter]

I took a chocolate bar from a schoolmate's bag and replaced it with my gingerbreadman. We used to call it "lunch" (playtime snack I suppose).

Even told her how lucky she was her mum gave her gingerbreadmen when all I got were chocolate bars.

43 years later I can't look a gingerbreadman in the eye

 

[pplpilot]

if only you had then gone out to buy a large pot plant, or ordered a pizza with hot dog stuffed crusts

Hot dog stuffed crust... blimey there's a post from the past. Did he flounce?

 

[roadrash]

He was lured away by four wheels and an engine

 

[gaijintendo]

Peed in a sink, just 'coz. The toilet was right next to it.
I locked eyes with myself in the cabinet mirror and we both agreed being naughty is cool.
I am rock and roll.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Peed through a mates mum's letter box,when i was about 10. Peed off the top of my ladder into a plant pot below,when i was window cleaning. There's a pattern developing here.

 

[Dayvo]

Remember going to parties when I was 15/16 and taking cider with me.

But, I drank the actual cider and filled the bottle with Cydrax (sparkling apple drink) and then got tucked into Double Diamond and Skol and the like on show in the kitchen.

 

[Dayvo]

Peed through a mates mum's letter box,when i was about 10. Peed off the top of my ladder into a plant pot below,when i was window cleaning. There's a pattern developing here.

Do you still pee your pants?

 

[Ian H]

I rode through a field of wheat. It was in Italy, late evening, after about 200km, and I was lost.

 

[tyred]

I rode through a field of wheat. It was in Italy, late evening, after about 200km, and I was lost.

There's lost and there's very lost....I'm sure the farmer was pleased...

 

[Dayvo]

There's lost and there's very lost....I'm sure the farmer was pleased...

And after all Ian H's running around in circles...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I will get you started by admitting that I once wee'd off a footbridge over the M25.

That's one of my ambitions. Any motorway will do for me tho'.

 

[pawl]

i don't want to hear about anything illegal, just naughty.

Let's see if we can beat the extremely low bar of running through a wheat field.

I will get you started by admitting that I once wee'd off a footbridge over the M25.

Me and my mate nocking on doors and running away.Must stop doing this as can't run so fast at76.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Me and my mate nocking on doors and running away.

You were a gas engineer, then?