Where to wash ur bike in London? (free or paid service)

[fossyant]

How very modern. Is it next to the outside toilet?

What what..!!!!

 

[vickster]

Thread title does... ish....

What's this 'occasional 'washing' business about... I was 'tweaking' for next weekend's CC's MTB outing....

No it doesn't, it says London. I live in London, but not centrally, indeed about 14 miles from Charing X

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Oi... I have a tap..

Do you have a stand pipe to attach it to?

 

[vickster]

Do you have a stand pipe to attach it to?

Probably a well...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

what the farking retarded answer is this.

He didn't realise you only have a shower.

 

[vickster]

He didn't realise you only have a shower.

Seemingly no bucket, let alone a bath!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Probably a well...

But there's a hole in his bucket dear Liza...

 

[vickster]

But there's a whole in his bucket dear Liza...

A whole what?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A whole what?

Auto spell check grr, hole (now edited )

 

[vickster]

Auto spell check grr, hole (now edited )

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Traditional nursery rhyme from my childhood.

Henry?
Oh, Henry?

Yes, Liza!

Did you fetch the water?

Don't fetch the water...

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

Well, fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Well, fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long.

Cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Well, cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it.

With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?

With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, an axe.

The axe is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The axe is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.

Sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Well, sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, hone it.

On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
On what shall I hone it, dear Liza, with what?

On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, on a stone.

But the stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.

Well, wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Well, wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.

With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, with what?

Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, use water.

In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, in what?

In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, in a bucket.

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

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[Edwardoka]

what the farking retarded answer is this.

Honestly. It works. I mean, don't be in the bath at the same time as the bike, as that would be weird.
Be very careful with the chainrings, they can gouge the enamel - and more importantly, if your partner finds chainring marks in the soap it'll only lead to an argument.

 

[screenman]

Probably a well...

I have one of those.

 

[vickster]

I have one of those.

Just as ...

 

[fossyant]

No it doesn't, it says London. I live in London, but not centrally, indeed about 14 miles from Charing X

I forget, LONDON is mahoosive. I'm 9 miles out from Manchester - right on the Peaks....