Supersuperleeds
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Well they don't, miserable bar stewards. (Tongue firmly in cheek)This is so going to turn into 'cyclist doesn't say hello' thread... and I'm a waitin'.
Well they don't, miserable bar stewards. (Tongue firmly in cheek)This is so going to turn into 'cyclist doesn't say hello' thread... and I'm a waitin'.
I like a nice jet-pack you know.Looking at your avatar, that's a bit rich coming from you?
Always carry a cap and a pipe, as you approach your cyclist pop the pipe between your teeth and the cap on your head. As you pass your new friend remove the pipe from between your teeth, point it at your buddy and greet them with a hearty "Good Day to you!". Repeat this each time you have to overtake, they will soon give up the chase, it's a method I use and it has never failed yet.
The look you are going for should be something along these lines;
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This is so going to turn into 'cyclist doesn't say hello' thread... and I'm a waitin'.
Went out for a wee tootle today and as I progressed, I saw another lone figure in front of me. I wasn`t worried about catching him but did so very quickly indeed. So, I shouted a warning and passed him. However, almost before I had pulled in again, I heard the click of gears and he immediately passed me again!
Now, was he upset because I had passed his shiny all singing/dancing machine on my grubby £150 MTB that I use in the winter?
I sat on his wheel for a bit and passed him again only for the same thing to happen. I decided to do the same again because I thought it would be a laugh but as he passed me a third time, he growled "you`re beginning to p*ss me off". So the fourth time I passed him, I dropped him!
Or a poem (ahem)..............I would suggest that this chasing down idea is generally a man thing - but then @User269 will probably be along with his Beryl Burton anecdote.