I was only kidding I do not like my village, Bardney, but the Wolds make for great cycling. I have also been in the Lincoln Wheelers for 25 years.
Just remembered I cycled over to Bardney to meet my brother. I was feeling really ill but I went over anyway and had good session in the Nags Head. Lights died on me on the way back so I went home instead of finishing at Tetford.
What's the pub opposite like? Its not called the Bard anymore, is it the White Angel? Got there at twelve stopped serving food at 3 just when I needed a scoff. Went to the butchers next door for baguettes to eat in pub. Very very good butchers. Came back next day for wallet as I left it on the bench in the beer garden. It was handed in.
Not sure why you would dislike the village, 2 pubs, great butcher's and possibly other shops? If you like the city Lincoln is close by.
My village is better as it has nothing at all but each to their own!