You know you're a cyclist when...

[derrick]

When you have covered over 5000 miles and still going strong. what winter.

 

[uberguru]

When you study the met office website to see the direction the prevailing wind so that you can plan either a harder or faster training route.

 

[PaulSecteur]

...when you look to buy a new car and your first question is "Can I get my bike in the back of that?"

And you second question is "If I get a cheaper car... Can I get Di2?"

 

[Hill Wimp]

...when you look to buy a new car and your first question is "Can I get my bike in the back of that?"

I took my bike to the garage and made sure i could get it in.

 

[Bryony]

...when you have the chainwheel tattoo in your calf more often than not.

I'm actually considering getting it tattoo'd on as no matter how much I scrub in the bath there is still a faint mark there!

 

[Brannigan]

When you openly commentate live on your own rides.

That is how superheroes got famous. Take Batman, for example. "Kapow!"

 

[User6179]

Your sitting looking at weather forecast and waiting for daylight to appear at 7am

 

[winjim]

Your sitting looking at weather forecast and waiting for daylight to appear at 7am

Or, you're looking forward to it getting cold wet and dark so you can try out your new lights and waterproofs.

 

[uclown2002]

...you have multiple packs of Haribo in the back of the cupboard somewhere.

Not for me. Those sweets are demolished before I even look at the product I ordered.

 

[jayonabike]

When your spare room doesn't have a bed in it any more, the wardrobe in the spare room is full of cycling clobber, the window sill/ shelf is littered with various tools, adjustable spanners, spare inner tubes, and there is no spare room in the spare room as it is filled with bikes.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

When your spare room doesn't have a bed in it any more, the wardrobe in the spare room is full of cycling clobber, the window sill/ shelf is littered with various tools, adjustable spanners, spare inner tubes, and there is no spare room in the spare room as it is filled with bikes.

Sounds like you are describing our spare bedroom... (not to mention half of the kitchen & dinning room as well)...

 

[Stonechat]

When you have a 20-30 year old bike in the garage cant bear to get rid of it in case I might do it up

 

[Phoenix Lincs]

When you see a review for winter gloves in a mag and hit google, then 'add to basket' in a matter of moments. Oops, sorry hubby. Who needs food shopping anyway????

 

[Shut Up Legs]

... when you get to work and read the cycling forums before the news sites.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

When your coming back from a ride with fifty miles under the wheels and your thinking "I haven't done much today", then you start planning a fresh loop.