Jameshow
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Or a completely chocolate one!!
Any good jokes ... ?
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Or a completely chocolate one!!
FishFright
More wheels than sense
When I was little my mum used to bath me in cheap Australian lager, it wasn't until much later in life that i realised I'd be fostered.
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
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Well I'm back
Had to go to r=Runcorn t hel someone with their computer
got home and shortly after we got a phone call to say that the Grand Kids other grand Dad had been taken to hospital
basicllay he w=felt il at work - pain and tightness in his chest and pain - a lot of pain
so he went home and went to bed!!
next morning he couldn't feel his leg and his son called an ambulance
at one point they were about to take his legs off - but his heart was not strong enough to take it
they opted for drugs but with little hope
but about midnight they decided he might stand a local anaesthetic and used that to try to break up the clots
and he survived
he now seems to e far far better
which is good
but that meant we were looking after the kids all afternoon and evening
the oldest (13 female - so grumpy) was more grumpy than usual
the middle one - who is autistic - wanted hugs and kisses far far more tham usual so he was clearly worried but didn't know why
he was also accepting his parents being away from home without warning
he seems behind and autisitic in many ways but we have to remember he is pretty smart in some ways and picks up on things!
anyway
main things - to you all - don't "go for a lie down" with symptoms like that!!
and also - my wife ca be a pain at time - but I know that if I started feeling like that she would do whatever it took to get me to hospital
even I didn't want to!!!
anyway - we also have a funeral today - different part of the family
so it
Had to go to r=Runcorn t hel someone with their computer
got home and shortly after we got a phone call to say that the Grand Kids other grand Dad had been taken to hospital
basicllay he w=felt il at work - pain and tightness in his chest and pain - a lot of pain
so he went home and went to bed!!
next morning he couldn't feel his leg and his son called an ambulance
at one point they were about to take his legs off - but his heart was not strong enough to take it
they opted for drugs but with little hope
but about midnight they decided he might stand a local anaesthetic and used that to try to break up the clots
and he survived
he now seems to e far far better
which is good
but that meant we were looking after the kids all afternoon and evening
the oldest (13 female - so grumpy) was more grumpy than usual
the middle one - who is autistic - wanted hugs and kisses far far more tham usual so he was clearly worried but didn't know why
he was also accepting his parents being away from home without warning
he seems behind and autisitic in many ways but we have to remember he is pretty smart in some ways and picks up on things!
anyway
main things - to you all - don't "go for a lie down" with symptoms like that!!
and also - my wife ca be a pain at time - but I know that if I started feeling like that she would do whatever it took to get me to hospital
even I didn't want to!!!
anyway - we also have a funeral today - different part of the family
so it
Boss Arrives In His New Car.......
So there he is in his shiny new BMW.
One of his underlings says "Nice car Boss".
The Boss says "Thank you. Now, if you work extremely hard, maybe put more hours in and sell more of our products.....
..........then by this time next year I can have an even better one"
So there he is in his shiny new BMW.
One of his underlings says "Nice car Boss".
The Boss says "Thank you. Now, if you work extremely hard, maybe put more hours in and sell more of our products.....
..........then by this time next year I can have an even better one"
