Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
I think you'll find he tossed it well enough .....3BM's just a useless tosser
I think you'll find he tossed it well enough .....3BM's just a useless tosser
We've got one of those Breville ones in a cupboard somewhere.... mmm cheese and pickle... [reminder to self to look].
I peer reviewed it.I did the research!
Did you know that the highest temperature achieved on the surface of the earth was pickle straight from a Breville?
Call that a disaster? There's a guy in the pub I work in who came in with a burn across the bridge of his nose. He had got back from the pub the night before and fancied cheese on toast, but couldn't be arsed to put the grill on. So he'd lain the toaster on its side, toasted the bread lightly, placed the cheese on top and carefully placed the whole lot back in the side-down toaster. All rather ingenious until he got impatient and decided to peer into the toaster to see how it was getting on, when he was suddenly reminded in abrupt nose-searing fashion that eye-level grills do not normally fire their toasted contents at your face when they consider them done. I forgot to ask whether he opted for Worcester Sauce or Mustard.
reread and still
Call that a disaster? There's a guy in the pub I work in who came in with a burn across the bridge of his nose. He had got back from the pub the night before and fancied cheese on toast, but couldn't be arsed to put the grill on. So he'd lain the toaster on its side, toasted the bread lightly, placed the cheese on top and carefully placed the whole lot back in the side-down toaster. All rather ingenious until he got impatient and decided to peer into the toaster to see how it was getting on, when he was suddenly reminded in abrupt nose-searing fashion that eye-level grills do not normally fire their toasted contents at your face when they consider them done. I forgot to ask whether he opted for Worcester Sauce or Mustard.
Just read it again a few hours on and I am crying
So is Mr Hop. Beautifully and succinctly written!
Classic
It wasn't that funny, fuggin walking ego trip as it is.