We must talk on this ride

managed to get out on a pick up truck the night of the army coup. Arrived in a Mercedes with a German who sold it illegally and immediately flew out. I was young, at that age you think you're going to live forever.
I shall regale you with gems like....
"Mr Greg you are a very lucky man, another inch and that bullet would have had your ear off" said Joseph the driver as the Toyota Land Cruiser reversed at speed out of the crossfire of a police vs gangsters gun fight on the outskirts of Nairobi "I am thinking we will perhaps return to the compound, with your permission, Mr Greg?"
"Is that thing loaded?" asked Mr Greg nervously as the barrel of the AK47 prodded his genitals, "if it is would you mind awfully taking your finger off the trigger?" The 12-year-old, off his face on khat and speed, smiled broadly, and said "I said take your clothes off, stupid English"