Have you ever been banned from anything?

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asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
Oh, I've also been banned from the Jehova's Witnesses. Well, blacklisted at any rate.

Sam

Now that is an achievement.
 

graham56

Legendary Member
You seem to have been a bit of lad in your younger days Maggers, didn't know donkey whallopers had it in 'em. :whistle:
 

ChrisKH

Guru
Location
Essex
Banned from TOTS (Talk of the South) nightclub in Southend and also the Simply Blues restaurant in Leigh on Sea. The former was for fighting with the doormen on a previous occasion so I wasn't allowed in and the latter was for laying waste to the restauarant with two of my mates.

Afore you get any ideas, both occasions were mistaken identity and I just could not convince them that I wasn't the person they thought I was.

I did get banned from a Welsh girl's home (I think her verbal ban was something in the vernacular); she called me an East End Cockney thug (might explain the first two instances) so I called her a cheap Welsh prostitute.
 

ACS

Legendary Member
Got banned from a Chinese Take Away in Bury-St-Edmunds for borrowing their Christmas tree (drunken jape). After a gap of some 2 years I thought I would try my luck. No, threw me out with an additional threat of meat cleaver and a call to The Bill.
 

Cheule

New Member
Location
Coventry
I was banned from a club in '93 for wearing a black T-Shirt with "Same S***, Different Day" in huge letters on it. Couldn't see what the fuss was about, personally :tongue:
 

Zoiders

New Member
Banned from the cub scouts - fighting/punching a sixer and making him cry.

Primary school - punching the class tea leaf and making his teeth fall out.

Highschool - numerous suspensions for the above.

One or two cycling forums.
 

martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
I'm starting to get a bit nervous about Friday's get-together. Should I bring a combat knife?

I did put a comment here then realised a public forum may not be the best place to admit everything!!!

Nelson as a borough introduced a ban on a t-shirt I had that showed a bulldog bursting out a jail with "Italia 90, The Nightmare Returns" on it.
 
Location
Rammy
a mountain biking forum

someone on there found an old picture of me with my hair in pigtails (only way it fits under a climbing helmet) and was taking the mic, it went on for about a year, got fed up of it and posted a rude picture of someone wearing pigtails and got banned for it

i'm allowed back now.

i accidently banned myself from a forum I was running
 

surfdude

Veteran
Location
cornwall
got banned from every pub in the town i grew up in for drinking to much then mooning at all the other customers. i think there were about 9 pubs in all .
 

krushavik

New Member
I got banned from the Rompa pub near Manchester airport many many years ago. I got a round in then my mate got a round in but the landlady charge him a shilling more than me.(I said it was many years ago) Being a good mate he told the old witch that she charge me a shilling less. So she came across and ask for another shilling. Needless to say she didn't get it. So we were told to drink up and get out. It took me that long to drink my p :biggrin: int she called the bobbies and they threw me out. We her shouting after me your barred,
 
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