I like that but no.But a true story.I did a lot of volunteer work when i retired.One job was to weed the graveyard.So one morning I am on my knees pulling up weeds,when I heard crying.Looking up I see this bloke hanging on to a grave stone wailing why did you die. I went over to try and console him.So sorry fella,it it your wife.Looking at me through tears he said no,it's the wife's first husband.Not in the graveyard, I hope! 😳😲
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That's a cute storyId separated from Mrs D mark 1, and sucdenly the chicks were throwing themselves at me. Honest, not bragging, but I was getting chatted up all over the place by single lady coppers. I was still quite raw and it was all a bit much, and while a bunk up might have been fun I politely declined all offers due to the high likelihood of being treated badly and getting hurt even worse that I was already feeling.
One day I got chatting to another lady bobby, much younger than me, had known her well enough to exchange pleasantriesmfor a couple of years. She was more subtle, asking how I was, offering a shoulder to cry on if I needed to have a blub, much less full on. Anyway, after a few weeks of friendly chatting I asked her out on a date and she accepted. The rest is history.


 Haha wondering how exaggerated the part about girls throwing themselves at you is
 Haha wondering how exaggerated the part about girls throwing themselves at you is If that's true maybe I need dating tips from uncle Drago.
 If that's true maybe I need dating tips from uncle Drago.I was just about to type exactly the same thing. How sad.She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met her.
Then you must have been a good looking young chap.No, seriously, the fadge was all over me, including a couple of very attractive ones that i would have normally thought would be out of my league.
However, for a copper of my generation I was the rarest of beasts - a bobby that actually had control over his groin.
 , but next year, we celebrate our 15th anniversary. In that time, we've seen a lot of the world together.
, but next year, we celebrate our 15th anniversary. In that time, we've seen a lot of the world together.
