Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
You mean the final reveal, when they discover that Djokovic's suitcase was full of pickled eggs and unwashed vegetables?Anyone that's ever caught an episode of Australian Border Force knew this was only going to end one way.
Cut to stern faced officer: "These seeds represent a serious hazard to our biosecurity!"
Dramatic music: Dum-di-dum-di-dum!