Odd factoids

[classic33]

Tuesday ends in a Y. Why nobody knows.

It's the end of the day!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Angelina Jolie's unusual knees are a result of too many cabbage juice injections into them when she was a child

 

[raleighnut]

Angelina Jolie's unusual knees are a result of too many cabbage juice injections into them when she was a child

I thought they'd mistakenly used Brussel water.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Once we leave Europe we will no longer have Brussel Sprouts forced upon us. Boris Johnson used this in his campaign literature for Brexit.

 

[raleighnut]

Once we leave Europe we will no longer have Brussel Sprouts forced upon us. Boris Johnson used this in his campaign literature for Brexit.

Good job I've got next Christmas' sprouts on already.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Saddam Hussein was killed in 2006.

 

[Drago]

Freddie Mercury did not die. Having lost loads of weight on a celebrity fad diet, he was shocked when twice as much went back on. Knowing the end of his career was thus looming he pretended to be gay, faked an AIDS related death, and reinvented himself as Saddam Hussein, cheeky chirpy oppressor of the Iraqi masses.

Peter Stringfellow pulled off a similar stunt and became Colonel Gadafi, but that backfired when Jeremy Corbyn described him as a "friend" and the oppressed population rose and murdered gum in disgust.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Acorns are lazy

 

[NorthernDave]

Once we leave Europe we will no longer have Brussel Sprouts forced upon us. Boris Johnson used this in his campaign literature for Brexit.

"British sprouts for British workers" will form a key part of Boris's campaign to be the next PM.

 

[Drago]

Once we leave Euorpe the humble sausage will become the national vegetable of England.

 

[classic33]

Once we leave Euorpe the humble sausage will become the national vegetable of England.

Did someone say

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsCY8SjJ1Y

 

[Ming the Merciless]

We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing.

George Bernard Shaw.

 

[Kempstonian]

Animal wonders...
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes
The creature that kills the most people every year isn't snakes, sharks, or even other humans — it's the mosquito
There's an island in Japan you can visit that's inhabited only by friendly bunnies
People wore fake moles (or "beauty patches") made of mouse skin in the 18th century as a fashion statement.
It's illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland because they get lonely
Wombat poop is cube-shaped
The voice of Mickey Mouse and the voice of Minnie Mouse got married IRL.

 

[Kempstonian]

In the 19th century, experts warned women about a disease called bicycle face, which meant getting stuck with the awkward faces they made while biking.

 

[raleighnut]

In the 19th century, experts warned women about a disease called bicycle face, which meant getting stuck with the awkward faces they made while biking.

Yeah it sometimes takes ages to get the big grin off my face after a nice ride.