Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Blue Hills, 12 Nov 2017.
In early space walks Spacemen used to fart to steer themselves round their space ships.
Space walks aren't walks at all. They should be called space floats.
But thats the same now with SBDs
Due to their silent nature there is often little indication of potentially lethal methane gas accumulations on board space craft. This is where the phrase "silent but deadly" comes from.
Not to mention the hydrogen sulphide
The original discovery of Australia was faked
If you look at early drawings you can see the flag they placed wasn't flapping about, and we all know beaches are windy
Australia is located in the middle if the Sahara desert
The first passport is mentioned in the Bible
In the book of Nehemiah, King Artaxerxes I of Persia gave a letter to an official granting him safe passage on his travels through Judea.
Did they seek permission from The People's Front ? NO !
Pharaoh Ramses II was 2676 years old when he got his passport.
He's believed to be the oldest person ever to be issued one.
But they did ask the people's front of Judaea
After being declined from the popular people's front
Wrong. It's actually in America,, we pretended to give the area to the yanks but saved 63% and called it Australia
Then we faked the paintings and Aussie landings, and the rest as they say is history
America is actually located in a theme park on an island inside a big lake in Africa.
It’s illegal to sell your eyeballs in Texas.
Meanwhile, in Arizona. If you cut down a cactus, you could be sentenced to 25 years in prison.
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