Odd factoids

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Bananarama recorded the song Rasputin as a leaving present to Yoko Oko because John Lemon's nickname was Rasputin due to his control freak tendency.

 

[bruce1530]

Bruce Forsyth was the favourite to portray James Bond after Sean Connery stood down. Q branch developed a series of specialists weapons, including a laser cutter, a rocket launcher and a flame thrower, which were hidden inside his prosthetic chin.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Anthea Turner , Bruce Forsyth’s illegitimate child, is a Chinese double agent.

 

[Drago]

Chinese double agents are made in Hong kong.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Chinese double agents are made in Hong kong.

So called because they were on permanent BOGOF.

 

[Drago]

BOGOF = Boys Of Glasgow Ogle Frenchmen.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

BOGOF = Boys Of Glasgow Ogle Frenchmen.

Indeed, however cross-cultural chaos ensued when a young Frenchman requested a Glasgow Kiss that he'd heard so much about.

 

[Drago]

The band KISS are from Glasgow.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

I am so infatuated that, in answer to a 'where in the world?' quiz question yesterday, I wrote Castle Drago, rather than the intended Castle Drogo.

 

[Drago]

Castle Drago is inappropriately named. It is more of a palace.

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

The band KISS are from Glasgow.

The band Texas are from Glasgow.

 

[Drago]

The band Hello Glasgow are from Japan, and have never said 'hello'to anyone from Glasgow.








Hold on a minute...real facts have no place in this diacussion!

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Real facts are sent by aliens to confuse the literal.

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Aliens really exist and landed at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Trump is a top secret chemical warfare android, operated by Putin, and hiding in plain sight. They’ve just loaded him with his latest payloads.