Odd factoids
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Drago
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Until 1922, airplanes traditionally been flown underwater. The law was changed to prevent this when the Congolese president, Justin Trudeau, collided with a sea mine and suffered terrible burns to his face that left his skin permanently black. The law was changed to force airplanes to fly in the sky, although this was also nearly bamned following the grrat Zeppelin and sperm whale collision of 1993, in which all Tony Blairs evidence of weapons of mass destruction were mysteriously destroyed.
Ming the Merciless
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Weapons of Mass Destruction was founded was founded in 1980 by English rock musician Peter Gabriel, with Thomas Brooman, Bob Hooton, Mark Kidel, Stephen Pritchard, Martin Elbourne and Jonathan Arthur.
Originally they would only be found in the UK but spread internationally. They can be found in Charlton Park, a stately home in Wiltshire. Had Tony Blair realised this he could have saved a lot of time and energy in the Middle East. He need to go the middle west to attend the festival of all things Mass Destruction
Originally they would only be found in the UK but spread internationally. They can be found in Charlton Park, a stately home in Wiltshire. Had Tony Blair realised this he could have saved a lot of time and energy in the Middle East. He need to go the middle west to attend the festival of all things Mass Destruction
Drago
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Tony Blair is the father of multi talented entertainer, Lionel Blair. Cherie Blair is actually Tony's big sister. Sadly, when she was 3 her face caught fire and all Lionel could find to beat out the flames was a cricket bat.
Ming the Merciless
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The cricket bat can normally be found hanging upside down in the caves of Borneo
Drago
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Tom Cruise starred in Borneo 4th of July, a film about a man with no legs who badly needed a haircut, and who complained quite a lot about having no legs.
Proving his dedication to the acting profession, Tom Cruise had both of his legs surgically removed to film “Born on the 4th of July”. After filming, the operation to re-attach his legs was unsuccessful, and they had to re-do the procedure several times before it was successful. Each time, they had to remove a further 2-3 inches from cruise’s legs, which explains why he is now only 4’6” tall.
Drago
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Tom Cruise never cruises. He is either stationary, or going flat out.
Tom Cruise is not his real name. He adopted this stage name when unsuccessfully applying for a role in "The Love Boat", in an attempt to subconsciously convince the casting director that he had experience in cruise liners and all things nautical.
It was not the first time he changed his name. He had previously been known as Tom Bond, Tom Casablanca and Tom Soundofmusic. None of these auditions were successful either.
It was not the first time he changed his name. He had previously been known as Tom Bond, Tom Casablanca and Tom Soundofmusic. None of these auditions were successful either.
Ming the Merciless
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Tom Cruise has a real name of Timothy Crusoe. He is the son of Robinson Crusoe and was born on the 4th July 1719
Bonefish Blues
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A Tom Cruise is the size of the smallest commercially available size of paper.
Drago
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Paper invented in 1964 by the Victorian scientist Brian Cox. Intil the invention of paper people were forced to wipe their bottoms with bread after having a Forrest Gump. Of course, poorer families would still eat the bread, which cause them to habe the squirts, which made more mess on the bread, which they then ate...and the invention of paper broke this cycle and now allows poor people to live to an average age of 22.
roubaixtuesday
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COVID-19 is a typo, and didn't come from a chinaman eating a contaminated bat, but from a cornishman eating an infected chough.
The disease's first victim was an obese fisherman who consumed a giant pasty containing 19 infected choughs, from the chough bakery in Padstow. Choughs are, of course, in the Corvid family, so the disease was called CORVID-19.
The symptoms are often misunderstood too - rather than suffering a dry cough, you should actually become concerned if you squawk like a dry Chough.
Here's a picture of a Chough taken in July; I was quite safe, being more than 2 metres away.
The disease's first victim was an obese fisherman who consumed a giant pasty containing 19 infected choughs, from the chough bakery in Padstow. Choughs are, of course, in the Corvid family, so the disease was called CORVID-19.
The symptoms are often misunderstood too - rather than suffering a dry cough, you should actually become concerned if you squawk like a dry Chough.
Here's a picture of a Chough taken in July; I was quite safe, being more than 2 metres away.
Bonefish Blues
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Choughs are now extremely rare, which had puzzled scientists until a Northern Person advised one of the scientists that he should take his survey and stick it up his ruddy chuff, and then the penny dropped. Choughs had been stuffed with all manner of things to the point they were no longer able to fly, and simply tumbled to their death when launching themselves off their cliffside homes.
Drago
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Scientists are nothing more than clergymen who have gone legitimate.
