Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Where the Romans settled after being driven out of Scotland.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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Where the Romans settled after being driven out of Scotland.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Back in the days when British Engineering was the best in the Universe, they left in Triumph.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
As an artefact of Victorian exploration and the empire. English is spoken throughout the Universe.
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
Unfortunately the head gasket went just south of Calais.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
People were alerted by the sound of the Herald. (That'll sort the age groups)
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
Aye you'll never get a Triumph across the Dolomites
The vikings were regular visitors to Scotchland in their longboats, on their raping and pillaging missions. On these missions, they regularly stopped at a small island cluster midway between Scotchland and Vikingland to empty their chemical toilets. This small island cluster therefore became known as “Shitland”. Even today, many millennia later, the ground is incredibly fertile, but smells faintly of Elsan Blue.
Drago
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- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Shetland was originally named Shepland, as it was the birthplace of John Noakes'dog.
ClichéGuevara
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- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
John Noake's dog was a rare type of collie, that rather than rounding up sheep, was bred to work with ducks. They were even trained to pluck them, which is why John could often be heard saying 'get down Shep'.
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
ClichéGuevara
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- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Petra was actually 18 different dogs. The main issue with each of them resulted in Peter kicking them to death out of frustration as they all had a strange habit of eating the lead on his iron, meaning his shirts were always wrinkled, as you can see in the photograph.
raleighnut
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That's why she lived so long
classic33
Leg End Member
Shep(One of Petra's litter) was 22, when he died.
Drago
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- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Petra was born Peter, but aged 3 she told Peter Pervs that she felt like a woman trapped in a mans body. After a course of hormone trratment she finally underwent gender reassignment surgery, and became Petra. She was later to have an affair with Shep but she failed to tell Shep that she had been born a man. When Shep found out he flew into a rage and murdered her, and framed Lesley Judd for the killing.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
In fact Peter and Petra were brother and sister - as can be readily seen from this family photo.
