Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Indeed. Scientologists could barely be arsed to change their name to cover their tracks.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Clergymen are believed to be religious but this is just a cover.
They are actually members of the masonic lodge from the Serbian town of Clerj, and have successfully taken over the entire Christian world from there.
They are actually members of the masonic lodge from the Serbian town of Clerj, and have successfully taken over the entire Christian world from there.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Christianity is named after its founder, Christian Horner, AKA Mr Geri Halliwell.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Geri Halliweil was a German commando in WW2, and is the origin of the term "Jerry doesn't like it up them"
Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
The problem was, that Geri Most definitely did like it up her. Enraged by her promiscuity Hitler threatened to have her executed, but before he could do so she disguised herself as Rufolf Hess and fled to Scotland.
Chirchill, a famous ladies man, had heard that Geri likes it up her and kidnapped Geri for his private sex dungeon. A tramp was taken off the street, cleaned up, and promosed 3 square meals a day and a warm ned if he agreed to personate Hess and spend the rest of his life in prison.
Meanwhile, Hitler was apopleptic with rage and ordered that whenever anyone mention the name Geri they should add "does not like it up her."
Chirchill, a famous ladies man, had heard that Geri likes it up her and kidnapped Geri for his private sex dungeon. A tramp was taken off the street, cleaned up, and promosed 3 square meals a day and a warm ned if he agreed to personate Hess and spend the rest of his life in prison.
Meanwhile, Hitler was apopleptic with rage and ordered that whenever anyone mention the name Geri they should add "does not like it up her."
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
There’s an object on Earth older than the solar system. Cliff Richard doesn’t like his age being mentioned.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Extreme promiscuity became known as "Gerrymandering" as a result. The word was applied to political fraud only after the infamous 1946 Buxton byelection when over 5,000 voters were persuaded to change their votes after being offered knee-tremblers in the voting booths by Ms Halliwell.
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
True that, Einstein was a Rabbi til he saw the error of his ways and turned to blowing people up instead.
Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
Einstein was in fact Weslh, the name Einsein harking from the Rhonda Valley, the next village over from the Gavroche clan.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
The now common R number was originally designed to count pirates.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Contrary to popular belief, lager was not invented by the Vikings in 3410 BC.
It was actually invented in Denmark, as carbonated bottled piss. It was done as a joke but British football supporters were too dense tonunderstand and to this day still guzzle it by the bucket load.
It was actually invented in Denmark, as carbonated bottled piss. It was done as a joke but British football supporters were too dense tonunderstand and to this day still guzzle it by the bucket load.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Einstein came up with relativity when on a light amount of speed.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The Vikings invented the long boat space ship 🚀 in 3513 BC and were the first to visit Hades on Jupiter
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
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- Kingston upon the River Hull
The news was announced from Uranus.
