Odd factoids
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
If only you’d gone for onionised!
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The beetroot mutiny of 1753 left the Duke of York with a red face .
Tribansman
Veteran
Agree, shallot
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The marmalade riots of 1667 ended in Dec when Paddington arrived from deepest darkest Peru 🇵🇪 with his mothers recipe contained in a number of barrels in the ship’s hold.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
A human fart can be louder than a saxophone solo.
I found that out at my daughters school concert
I found that out at my daughters school concert
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Even a quiet fart can be picked up by a sensitive conference phone, especially if you forgot to mute. 
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The fart was invented when Christopher Columbus returned from the new worlds with Brussel Sprouts
Tribansman
Veteran
Donald Trump claimed his forefathers actually discovered farts 40 years before Columbus.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
There's a remote tribe in Papua New Guinea who use farts as currency.
The world farting championships take place every 4 years in the appropriately-named town of Flatulence, Nebraska.
There are 3 solo competitions - Longest, Loudest and Smelliest - as well as an individual medley triathlon.
The competitors are required to move into the Fartympic Village two weeks beforehand and to ensure fairness, all must eat exactly the same diet.
Items such as cabbage, baked beans and pickled eggs are classed as performance-enhancing drugs, and are strictly banned.
There are 3 solo competitions - Longest, Loudest and Smelliest - as well as an individual medley triathlon.
The competitors are required to move into the Fartympic Village two weeks beforehand and to ensure fairness, all must eat exactly the same diet.
Items such as cabbage, baked beans and pickled eggs are classed as performance-enhancing drugs, and are strictly banned.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Fartlek is an advanced training process designed to make you faster by farting and lighting the gases for acceleration.
Tribansman
Veteran
Fartlik is an altogether more warped pursuit, but regarded as a delicacy in Chicago
