Mr Celine
Discordian
- Location
- Waxing my moustache
Twatt - a close passing Audi driver.
Thats me 😅Chickerell - a rider who breezes effortlessly past you with a cheery wave (usually riding a Brompton or BSO) who then almost immediately turns off your route so they can hide behind a wall and have a heart attack out of sight.
Wyre Piddle - the yelp when you wee on an electric fence.North piddle - having a wee and ensuring the wind is behind you.
Too many of these about....The Gobbins - This is the member of the cycling club who, when turning up for the early Sunday morning ride, has to shout conversation at the top of their voice, thus ensuring that every resident of the quiet little village designated as this week’s meeting point, is wide awake 3 hours before they wanted to be.
The Gobbins will also bawl CLEAR when navigating every junction on the ride, even though, at that time on a Sunday morning the next vehicle won’t be along for hours.
The Gobbins usually has the loudest freewheel on the planet and likes to build up enough speed on the approach to each village to enable him/her to freewheel all the way through, just in case there are no junctions.
Buttertubs Pass: An overtake by somebody lardier than you. As in; I came up behind this skinny Whippet and have him a Buttertubs....
Alternative usage; this lardy guy went By me and gave me the full Buttertubs (or Buttertubbed me)....