True Facts About Ross Kemp

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Dogtrousers

Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
Ross Kemp was genetically engineered by the Pillsbury Baked Goods Corporation. He may be feared as a monster but, like Pinocchio and the Terminator, he just wants to be loved.
 
Ross Kemp is the new Foreign secretary and is preparing forsome megaphone diplomacy

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Dogtrousers

Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
Ross Kemp is really good at impersonations. His Frank Spencer is particularly good. "Oooh Betty. You slag."
 
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