True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was considered to play Marko Ramius in the stage adaption of The Hunt For Red October, but he pulled out upon discovering there was no Russian words for ponce or slag.

 

[PeteXXX]

Ross Kemp was considered to play Marko Ramius in the stage adaption of The Hunt For Red October, but he pulled out upon discovering there was no Russian words for ponce or slag.

Yes there is!!! Понс & Шлак 😋

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp is lined up for the title role in an RSC production of 'Enery V

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp recently ordered a projector for his house, however he's been working in Windsor, so he took it to his hotel to be able to watch Netflix, but he misread the instructions, what could possibly go wrong.........
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78n455mj08o

 

[Dogtrousers]

The Bond character Rosa Klebb was based on Ross Kemp

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was considered to play the part of Major "King" Kong in Dr Strangelove.

However, Ross Kemp's insistence that he ride a real atom bomb meant the part went to Slim Pickens.

 

[accountantpete]

The Red Arrows fly-past yesterday was for Ross Kemp - luckily the meeting between the King and Donald Trump was on the same flightpath.

 

[DRM]

The biosphere’s at the Eden Project are scaled up replicas of Ross Kemps bonce, however the plan to have the top half of his face on them, so it looked like a giant Ross Kemp was peeping out of the ground was shelved, as it was thought it might scare visitors away

 

[Drago]

Donald Trump is begging Ross Kemp for a state visit to the Queen Vic, but the East End hard man is refusing bedause Trump still hasn't supplied Stormy Daniels mobile number.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp was taking part in the shot put at the World Championships in Tokyo. However, he had to return early as he kept crushing the shot put to dust every time he picked one up.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp has been arrested for projecting an image ofnthe Queen Vic on Windsor Cadtle.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Barbara Windsor would have been proud of her son. She should have never sold it to the royals “Get out of my castle”