Uncle Drago's agony column

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 10 Nov 2018.

  1. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    T'is better to give than receive.
     
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  2. Threevok

    Threevok Junior Member (Trainee)

    Location:
    South Wales
    Dear Auntie Drago (if that indeed, is your real name)

    I've made a bit of a boo-boo here and said something that perhaps I shouldn't have

    Now, everyone is treating me like a Nazi and my work is suffering accordingly.

    What can I do to make amends ?

    PS : My name is NOT Liam and you may NOT claim your five pounds
     
  3. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    Dear auntie drongo, I fear my wife has lost her sense of humour, apparently cling film over the toilet is not as funny as I thought it was,can you advise on how long it will take for my bruises to fade enough for me to go out in public.
     
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  4. meta lon

    meta lon Guru

    Location:
    pboro


    Invade Poland?
     
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  5. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer

    ^^^^^:popcorn:^^^^
     
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  6. Kempstonian

    Kempstonian Senior Member

    Location:
    Bedford
    Well you could shave that moustache off, get the swastika tattoo removed and try not to goose step down the corridor when you come in. Oh yeah... and strap your right arm to your side, just in case...
     
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  7. Threevok

    Threevok Junior Member (Trainee)

    Location:
    South Wales
    What a bunch of presumptuous tosh

    We don't have corridors here :whistle:
     
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  8. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    No corridors in the corridors of power!
     
  9. Edwardoka

    Edwardoka Facetious Remark Generator

    Dear Uncle Frodo,

    I find myself unable to complete even the most rudimentary of tasks without being distracted. My procrastination is literally costing me friendships.
    My question is this: how can I escape from the Brexit thread?

    Kind regards
    Mr Dyson,
    Singapore
     
  10. Kempstonian

    Kempstonian Senior Member

    Location:
    Bedford
    You could try invoking Article 50?
     
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  11. meta lon

    meta lon Guru

    Location:
    pboro

    That's OK but he is pushing ahead with cordless which is more like 500 of your articles .
     
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  12. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Soiler of Y fronts

    Dear Fred,

    Suggest that there is a special place in Hell for people that dont agree with you, and you'll be blocked from the thread.

    Love,

    Don Tusk.
     
  13. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

    Location:
    Cheshire
    Dear Uncle Drago.
    My bowels are extremely good and very effective. They are also very regular. I find that I have a poo at exactly 06.15 every morning. The problem is that I dont get out of bed till 07.15.
    Now, I dont mind this. In fact it is a quite nice, warming sensation.
    However Mrs D has started to complain, which I think is unreasonable.
    What suggestions can you offer to solve this problem.
    Yours
    Mr B Dump
     
  14. perplexed

    perplexed Guru

    Location:
    Sheffield
    Don't worry - that nice, fluffy, caring, Mr Rees Mogg says it will all be fine.

    In 50 years time.
     
  15. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Soiler of Y fronts

    It's time you moved into an old folks home, preferably one staffed by young ladies in skimpy nurses uniforms. It's worth paying extra for the bed bath.

    Kind d regards,

    Rupert Murdoch.
     
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