Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 10 Nov 2018.
T'is better to give than receive.
Dear Auntie Drago (if that indeed, is your real name)
I've made a bit of a boo-boo here and said something that perhaps I shouldn't have
Now, everyone is treating me like a Nazi and my work is suffering accordingly.
What can I do to make amends ?
PS : My name is NOT Liam and you may NOT claim your five pounds
Dear auntie drongo, I fear my wife has lost her sense of humour, apparently cling film over the toilet is not as funny as I thought it was,can you advise on how long it will take for my bruises to fade enough for me to go out in public.
Well you could shave that moustache off, get the swastika tattoo removed and try not to goose step down the corridor when you come in. Oh yeah... and strap your right arm to your side, just in case...
What a bunch of presumptuous tosh
We don't have corridors here
No corridors in the corridors of power!
Dear Uncle Frodo,
I find myself unable to complete even the most rudimentary of tasks without being distracted. My procrastination is literally costing me friendships.
My question is this: how can I escape from the Brexit thread?
You could try invoking Article 50?
That's OK but he is pushing ahead with cordless which is more like 500 of your articles .
Suggest that there is a special place in Hell for people that dont agree with you, and you'll be blocked from the thread.
Dear Uncle Drago.
My bowels are extremely good and very effective. They are also very regular. I find that I have a poo at exactly 06.15 every morning. The problem is that I dont get out of bed till 07.15.
Now, I dont mind this. In fact it is a quite nice, warming sensation.
However Mrs D has started to complain, which I think is unreasonable.
What suggestions can you offer to solve this problem.
Mr B Dump
Don't worry - that nice, fluffy, caring, Mr Rees Mogg says it will all be fine.
In 50 years time.
It's time you moved into an old folks home, preferably one staffed by young ladies in skimpy nurses uniforms. It's worth paying extra for the bed bath.
Kind d regards,
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