Sounds like your day has been suboptimal Hope the damage isnt too severeWent out for a ride,
FinisheD the ride,
put the bike on the roof...
Went under a height restriction barrier, Removed the bike,
Removed the bike from the road.
Removed the bottom of the tube Pringle from between the front forks.
Saw damage to fork.. Swore.
Put tyre on spare (bit actually newly refurbished preferred wheel)
Was amazed wheel actually still fitted between forks...
Looked at ding in fork
Fell over dog...
Noticed rear axle or QR appeared bent (eccentric motion when tightening QR)
Remembered that might nit be new and wondered why my wheels had QR skewers in and not my security type.
Put bike away.
Had a bath and Put lad to bed
Came down stairs posted to cycle chat about dings in alu on the maintainance section.
Dog look at me, sat up middle of living room and did a dump on the carpet
Fml as I believe the kids say
**There may have been more swearing / swearing edited for brevity.