Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
As far as my excessive tool kit goes ... I fully agree. I really don't need all this stuff. I mean, when was the last time I used my lucky rabbit-foot-handled crank extractor?Excessive tools and flouro jackets are the modern equivalent to the old St Christopher medal that Grandpa had stuck to his dashboard; just jujus to ward off evil.
But I'd be a damn fool if I didn't carry it - the mechanical pixies might notice and be angry.