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Hover Fly said:"Another Fine Mess" was the title of a film.
Ollie's line to Stan, (in 14 different films) was:
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."
Are you sure, absolutely sure?
Hover Fly said:"Another Fine Mess" was the title of a film.
Ollie's line to Stan, (in 14 different films) was:
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."
Crankarm said:Are you sure, absolutely sure?
Gooch said:You're my wife now!!! or Hey Dave???...classic!
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4&feature=related
Papa Lazarou - The League of Gentlemen
Uncle Phil said:Seen on a Waterstones carrier bag:
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx.
ArDee said:Another one by Groucho Marx
“I laughed from the moment I picked up your book, to the moment I put it down - one day I must read it”
jay said:From the animated TV series MonkeyDust - best not watched if you're easily offended. (It'll never be shown on TV again apparently)
Shock value is everything...
Middle-aged man walks into his flat, his wife asks...
"You've been gone 3 days, where have you been Clive?"
"Oh, er I forgot to mention it but the other day at work an old friend came along to say hi and asked if I could take his gold ring to the smelters to get it melted down. Anyway, it was a long way and I thought I'd be safer if I teamed up with a group of dwarves I met along the way. We stopped in a pub for the night but these nasty looking men on horses came looking for us so I put the ring on and then felt really strange. Anyway I made it to Mordor in the end and had the ring smelted down...and that darling, is what really happened."
"Clive, that's the plot of Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien - where have you really been?"
"Trying to fill a bath with my own cum"
Funtboy said:So wrong but so funny.