Do you carry a weapon?

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marknotgeorge

Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
Location
Derby.
Rule 9. Always carry a knife. Or in my case, a Leatherman.

One of these? Should do the trick...
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marzjennings

Legendary Member
please don't visit Scotland

a fixed blade or a folding blade longer than 3'' WITHOUT due reason to ''carry'' = 5-7 years in the nick

Been there and carried one while camping and biking across Scotland a couple of times. Very useful when camping, left in the hotel room when clubbing.
 

tiswas-steve

Über Member
How about a rolled up copy of The Times ? If the attacker is of the cultured kind, you could maybe throw him/her a curveball by suggesting that instead of physical violence, you could do the crossword together. Failing this, roll up the paper a la "Millwall brick" and knock seven bells of crap outta the toe rag........
 

shouldbeinbed

Rollin' along
Location
Manchester way
please don't visit Scotland

a fixed blade or a folding blade longer than 3'' WITHOUT due reason to ''carry'' = 5-7 years in the nick
genuine thought, as a regular cyclist could you carry a bigger type swiss army knife or leatherman type multi tool with pliers & screwdriver heads but also including a 3"+ blade claiming it as a tool for bike repairs?

*Edit* I've just measured the longer blade on my swiss champ swiss army knife, it is not quite 3" long, it goes well past pocket knife territory *edit*

I don't think the scotish rozzers will be troubling MJ tho, I also have a pocket knife always with me on my keyring, I've had loads over the years, some razor sharp and capable of doing someone a good bit of damage but the blades are never anywhere near 3 inches, that sort of length makes it quite some knife to be lugging about.
 
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