Oft-heard cycling phrases that get on your nerves
- Thread starter Hip Priest
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outlash
also available in orange
- Location
- ice station zebra
'I'm in training' or 'I'm off on a training ride'.
Unless you're competing, what are you training for? Can't you just go on a ride or does it have to 'mean' something?
'Winter miles'
Much the same as above really, what's the difference to summer miles? Do seasons even make a difference?
Tony.
Unless you're competing, what are you training for? Can't you just go on a ride or does it have to 'mean' something?
'Winter miles'
Much the same as above really, what's the difference to summer miles? Do seasons even make a difference?
Tony.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
KOM on a piddling little hump in the road. 
jonny jeez
Legendary Member
- Location
- Chislehurst, Kent, UK
How much does this weigh?
Does it come in carbon?
Did you get wet?
Do you wear a helmet?
Do you wear lycra?
Why do all cyclists jump red lights?
Some of these aren't really cycling phrases...but still annoying
Oh...scalping... Cagers....
Does it come in carbon?
Did you get wet?
Do you wear a helmet?
Do you wear lycra?
Why do all cyclists jump red lights?
Some of these aren't really cycling phrases...but still annoying
Oh...scalping... Cagers....
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
On asking a local peasant the directions to the next village and getting the response "it's along that way for about 10 miles, too far to cycle"
T.M.H.N.E.T
Rainbows aren't just for world champions
- Location
- Northern Ireland
You forgot.
Do you shave your legs?
And directions from locals when you have no Garmin
View: http://youtu.be/yoNNi6NuKbU
youngoldbloke
The older I get, the faster I used to be ...
and 'it's illegal to ride two abreast'
Alan Frame
Gnu
- Location
- Lost In Space
Any reference to one bike being faster than another.
It's the rider that matters.
ALL bikes are slow with me on board.
It's the rider that matters.
ALL bikes are slow with me on board.
Turbo Rider
Just can't reMember
- Location
- A compounded speck of dust
People's completely irrational fear of the use of the word....puncture!!
Touch wood
On behalf of my previous words, I would just like to take this opportunity to beg forgiveness to the p*ncture fairy and plead with him / her / it not to strike me down with a vengeance.
Touch wood
On behalf of my previous words, I would just like to take this opportunity to beg forgiveness to the p*ncture fairy and plead with him / her / it not to strike me down with a vengeance.
