101 reasons not to cycle

[Deleted member 20519]

Sun's too high.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Yesterday a driver thanked me for slowing him down... I'm traumatised

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I've read some of the so called cycling advocates on twitter, they make it sound horrendous.

 

[Deleted member 20519]

I'm allergic to wind.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

I have a missing valve cap

 

[mcshroom]

I don't ride bikes I just build them

 

[potsy]

My CC jersey's too tight

 

[Deleted member 20519]

My bike's too light.

 

[Hip Priest]

Don't want to put any stress on my drivetrain.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

There's dew on my saddle

 

[mcshroom]

I've cracked my rear dropout

 

[JoeyB]

It makes the wheels turn...

 

[Deleted member 20519]

I'm asleep.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

I've cracked my rear dropout

Too much curry n beer last nite

 

[mcshroom]

I don't want to get my Brooks wet

My Brooks arse hasn't broken my arse Brooks in yet