You are a minor member of the aristocracy and I claim my five pounds.
Feckin spinach for breakfast, mental! And do I spy middle-class home-made baked beans?
Feckin spinach for breakfast, mental!
I knew it had no place on a breakfast plate. Mind you neither does the poncey beans or the potato things.
Really? Don't tell me you've been putting cabbage in your pizzoccheri?Chard. I had to look it up. Well I never.
It's OK, but only if bought on the root. Black cabbage is better.Chard. I had to look it up. Well I never.
You and your long words....I need time to digest them.Really? Don't tell me you've been putting cabbage in your pizzoccheri?
Tomorrow, I will be having a one-egg omelette made with ludicrously expensive eggs from poncey rare-breed hens with local organic rainbow chard. A traditional Welsh working-class breakfast.